If you’ve put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you’ve had a man there, too.Ħ.
A straight man will never be heard ordering a ‘Decaf Soy Latte’. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A man’s world is his bathroom he defecates and urinates where he pleases.ĥ.
If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably Gay.Ĥ. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gay. And just think about how you call a dog… ‘Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!’ Now think about how you call a cat…’Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!’ Jeeezus, you’re fit to be framed, you’re so gay.ģ. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.
Gay test. free#
It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah Diet.Ģ. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. Guys, now you can know for sure thanks to psychological science.ġ. I don’t publish for ratings or political approval, I publish it for myself and my other politically incorrect friends. If this offends, don’t read or visit OMG Larry. Anyone who has thoroughly viewed MY sight can clearly see I poke fun at everyone…including my self. As the title of my site proclaims (OMG = Oh My God Larry), I’m both old and politically incorrect! This or other jokes on my site may offend certain sensitive individuals.